We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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