You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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