i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
ugly people sure do ruin things
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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