saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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