Me too!
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Randomize
