you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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