I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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