He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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