I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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