Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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