big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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