I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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