I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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