Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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