the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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