Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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