So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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