if only i could text you this smell
false alarm. still invincible.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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