We won't sleep together?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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