Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She told me I should be a condom model.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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