Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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