so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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