thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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