I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize