we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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