have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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