why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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