You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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