It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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