don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We have so much sex to catch up on
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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