He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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