i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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