just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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