i think i have herpe
just one?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
that is very illegal...i love you.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
