Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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