Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Randomize
