I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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