wat bout pragnant strippers??
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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