I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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