Can i not drive my cunt home
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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