If i come over, it means nothing
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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