out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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