No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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