I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
