How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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