idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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