Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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