you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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