I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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