I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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