I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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