Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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