vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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