Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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