So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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