You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Text me some of your sweat
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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