there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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