lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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